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Thoughts of an Inventive Aerospace Project Engineer by A.Harrison Barnes
I often think about the aerospace industry and the maniacal deviations that have been derived from its precepts. Aerospace companies have been the bane of my existence ever since I learned how to fly. Those damn aerospace engineers have been trying to shoot me down, capture me and punch holes in my wings or crash into me when I soar into their fly zones. They just canât stand the fact that I can fly without the help of their âingeniousâ contraptions. Theyâre a jealous lot and if I had my way, aerospace engineering would be extinct. If people knew all the things Iâve invented, Aerospace would look like a peanut operation in comparison to my science lab!
Itâs always been my intention to rule the world. My ingenious innovations in science have led me to explore into new dimensions of time and space. Iâve transcended the dimension of time, but have yet to transcend space. Iâve grown a pair of homespun wings made of dovetail feathers, and Iâve been flying around the world ever since. Aerospace idiots have only tried ruining my experiments and accomplishments to save face, rather than trying to learn from my revolutionary achievements. Maybe itâs because I turned down their job offers when they were offering me peanuts for my grand inventions. Imagine selling my successful formula for natural human flight, only for 2 billion dollars. That was their offer! Two measly billion dollars! My human flight formula is all natural and would allow every single human being the ability of natural and weightless flight. Theyâd be like the birds in the sky, darting this way and that. It would solve all our transportation problems and a huge portion of our energy problems. Imagine ridding the world of the need for automobiles, planes, trains and other vehicles. People could simply flap their wings and take off in flight. Thatâs what I do. Itâs incredible and Iâm up here all by myself because those aerospace bastards wonât offer me more money for my brilliant invention!
They sit in their cozy labs working on experiments Iâve already solved. Their equations are antiquated with poor logistics and badly calculated algorithms. If only they would get on their knees and bow to me, Iâd grace them all with my superhuman presence and teach them a thing or two about science. If only they would let go of their insolent, arrogant ways and learn to recognize a true master when they see one. Have they really convinced themselves that they can actually accomplish more than me? They use the terms âsynergyâ and âinterdependenceâ like they give them extra abilities, but theyâll never reach my intellectual level of brilliance. Even the accumulative of all the scientists in their lab combined couldnât match my superior intellect. How could they even pretend to be on the same level as me? Their pathetic!
Unfortunately, their tracking methods are greatly improving, and Iâm constantly relocating. Itâs hard for me to do lab work when Iâm always looking over my shoulder, but I think Iâve finally found my undetectable, hidden lair. Theyâre constantly search underground to find my secret location, but Iâve fooled them all. Iâm in the sky, floating on a cloud, you might say. Iâve disguised my laboratory to appear as a few cumulous clouds, and with my new hovering technology, Iâve managed to keep myself afloat at 2 miles above sea level. It gets a little cold up here, and Iâve had to compress the air to avoid lightheadedness. Iâve adapted, and pretty soon, Iâll have developed a few new technologies to make life up here a little more comfortable. But my top priority at the moment is a new weapon of accurate destruction. Iâm working on a disintegration ray that will accurately target any facility of my choosing. This way, I can eliminate all aerospace companies once and for all and rid this world of their incompetence! Then the world can finally turn to itâs true leaders in science; those of us who were ostracized for our brilliance and cast out to live on our own in isolation. They will soon know the true meaning of world domination and control. I will have the power to destroy whomever I choose, and they will be begging me for their very lives! All this could have been prevented if those Aerospace companies had treated me with a little more respect and offered to pay me what Iâm truly worth!
So for now, I reside in the clouds, working on my disintegration ray or dis-ray, as I like to call it. Soon the world will see who their dealing with, and will be sorry for the heavy hand they dealt me so long ago. I havenât forgotten and never will! Letâs see how many people are offered aerospace jobs once Iâve destroyed all the major players in the aerospace industry. That is, all the major players except for the one and only TRUE player: yours truly! I will dominate the industry and be the sole monopoly in providing all aerospace technology to the world. Soon, I will choose my captains and give them the formula for natural human flight, and together we will rule the world. I will create a supreme species out of those I choose, and together we will oppress the weak-minded fools who transport themselves in the primitive form of walking. No longer will they be able to patronize us for our differences. For if theyâre so bold as to ignore us and our demands, weâll simply swoop down and carry off their children in the night. And thereâll be nothing they can do about it! This is the way of the world, and I will see to it that everyone recognizes the true scientific genius of the world!
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If two different species could mate and bare offspring such as the Lion and Tiger?
Isn't it possable that primitive Homespun mated with Neanderthal and Great apes and that Humans still have DNA traces of those Ungodly couplings? Could Scientist then clone an ape man from a human if they were able to isolate and extract Neanderthal DNA?
Sigmund and Feraud (of Las Vegas fame) did in fact cross breed a lion and a tiger successfully. I don't think that proves your theory though.
